How Verizon gets their message across
I thought this was funny.
Last night, I went out to my driveway to pick up the new copy of the free local weekly paper. When picking it up, I noticed it seemed a bit heavier than normal. Much heavier, in fact.
Did they add a new section? Nope. Just fifty advertisements for the new Verizon Fios service!

Guess they really want me to sign up? Or maybe they want me to give them out?
(Or maybe a machine messed up at the printing plant and stuff them all in there, mistakenly? I guess that’s it.)